Thursday, December 31, 2009

Bila Shan jumpa artis.

Artiste No. 1: Awal Ashaari

Reasons to NOT like Awal Ashaari:
  1. He has yet to pay his PTPTN
  2. He got caught during a raid at an illegal nightclub
  3. He might be gay
  4. If he's not gay, he may be dating Scha Alyahya.
*contemplating*

Aaah! Screw it. He so FINE.

Ye saya tahu gambar agak blur. Mungkin rakan saya terkedu tengok Awal kot.

I used to be a huge fan of Awal. Up to the point where I would go up to my mum and say "Ma, ni lah bakal menantu mama." To which my mum would reply, "Hmm... ye lah tu. Macam lah dia nak sangat kat kamu tu." Yes, mums can be brutal.

However after hearing a rumour that he was gay. I was crushed. Devastated. Heartbroken. What can I do? I didn't have what he wanted. A pen*s. Sedih. So I moved on... to Jimmy Shanley :D

But today, I saw him. In person. Cuter off camera. Smelling oh-so-yummy. He took pictures with me. And he smiled at me. Why? Why? Why did he smile at me?

"Oh Awal!! Marry me!! If need be I'll stick stuff up your butt. Marry Me!!"

But of course, me the egostistical, control-freak would never ever say that. So apa lagi, melepas lah.


7 comments:

Sheena Baharudin said...

Damn, that is one foyne lookin' brotha.

Oh and about that part where u went: "If need be I'll stick stuff up your butt. Marry Me!!" , you had me crackin' like a xmas cracker! Kekekekkeekkeke.

nuyui said...

ahahaha.. so cute! u should say it out loud lor.. 'MARRY ME!MARRY ME!! MARRYYYYYY MEEEEEEE!!!!!!' ekekekeke

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

Sheena: Haha well, you do what you gotta do to keep a man right :P

Nuyui: Haha tu lah pasal. Kang tak pasal2 dah melepas. Menyesal memanjang :P

Zeti Zainal said...

Hahahha..

ye saya sebenarnya punca gmbr itu tidak sharp and you got that right..saya menggeletar..

Aaahh ini baru Awal..kalau letak Taeyang,Chansung and sewaktu dgnnya ..mau pengsan

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

Zeti: Hehe I think kalau Taeyang, Chansung or those other yummy Korean boys probability gambar I ngan diorang takde kot coz you'll be hogging the camera. If not mesti in every picture akan terselit gak gambar you :P

But thanks for taking d pic for me though. Blur pun jadilah :D

shandye. said...

i think that he is so gay, he doesn't even like boys. hahaha...

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

Shandye: Hahaha... I'm SO loving that statement. I am using that during a conversation someday :P

*prays that people will start talking about gays soon :D

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