Artiste No. 1: Awal Ashaari
Reasons to NOT like Awal Ashaari:
- He has yet to pay his PTPTN
- He got caught during a raid at an illegal nightclub
- He might be gay
- If he's not gay, he may be dating Scha Alyahya.
Aaah! Screw it. He so FINE.
Ye saya tahu gambar agak blur. Mungkin rakan saya terkedu tengok Awal kot.
I used to be a huge fan of Awal. Up to the point where I would go up to my mum and say "Ma, ni lah bakal menantu mama." To which my mum would reply, "Hmm... ye lah tu. Macam lah dia nak sangat kat kamu tu." Yes, mums can be brutal.
However after hearing a rumour that he was gay. I was crushed. Devastated. Heartbroken. What can I do? I didn't have what he wanted. A pen*s. Sedih. So I moved on... to Jimmy Shanley :D
But today, I saw him. In person. Cuter off camera. Smelling oh-so-yummy. He took pictures with me. And he smiled at me. Why? Why? Why did he smile at me?
"Oh Awal!! Marry me!! If need be I'll stick stuff up your butt. Marry Me!!"
But of course, me the egostistical, control-freak would never ever say that. So apa lagi, melepas lah.