Monday, September 07, 2009

Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Here kitty, kitt... COME HERE DAMMIT!!

My apartment compund is like a bleedin' cat shop. Look left, ooh a cat! Look right, ooh another cat! Look up, obviously no cat (what were you thinking?). Look down... goddammit, cat poop!! So yeah, my apartment is practically feline area. Again I must emphasise that my apartment is like a cat shop. ALL the cats here are bloody cute!! It's like...

Allo, can you drag out a cute, bushy-tailed, hidung penyet, silky coated cat pronto? I have a meeting in an hour.

Sure, lemme go behind the trash can and see what I can dig up. *Cat yowls* Here you go. That'll be free of charge although thorough fur scrubbing and major flea extermination is necessary once you reach home.

Don't believe me? Look at this bloody bugger.

Is he cute or what?!! I call him Owl. His eyes are HUGE. Puss in Shrek has nothing on this guy. Once he pulls the Omigod-I'm-so-cute-please-give-me-food look on you, you'll probably find yourself going hungry and wondering when did you eat the nasi ayam you just bought for buka puasa. And yes, he is stray. And loving it. Owl will trick you under the false pretenses that he's bloody manja and then as soon as you go anywhere near him he'll dash off. Bloody infuriating I tell you.

but wait... he has buddies. Introducing the 'Kenari Pride'.

They may not look so impressive in the picture but trust me they're bloody cute. And when you have food in your hands, their cuteness then will be frikkin' insane!

And now, meet the undisputed leader. Butch.




The Alpha Male of the pride. I'm guessing he's the one that blessed all the others with the trademark hidung penyet and long bushy tails. And yes, those are battle scars he's sporting on his nose. Bloody handsome and bloody sombong. He indulged me enough to get a few shots of him lounging and then went about his usual business. There were more important things to take care off. Like peeing on car tyres.

I ocassionally get visits from a mysterious grey cat. I call him Smoky (Yes, I am vey unoriginal when it comes to cat names). He's probably the most good looking out of the whole bunch since he doesn't get involved with the whole Alpha Male politics. He's too busy lovin' life with the laydies. And yes, he too has the trademark hidung penyet and long bushy tail. Fortunately, he was around when I was taking shots of the pride.

Smoky poses. Camera phone ready. Aim... zoom... focus and... SQUIRRELL!! All I got was a shot of a grey blur.

So yeah, I'm lucky my neighbours are cats. Yeay... NOT. I live with cats, yet I dont. I live with a hamster, people. A hamster!! All because my housemates cant stand cats. Hamsters are no fun. NO FUN AT ALL! I want a caaaat...

Come on Aelis, defy evolution and give birth to a cat.

9 comments:

HipHopLess said...

OMG so cuuuuute! These are stray cats? They look awfully well taken care off!

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

Yeap... all are strays. But I'm guessing since they're so cute people just can't help but take care of them. Especially the guards.

You should see Smoky, the local stud. He'll make any female cats go in heat. LoL.

Zetty said...

Omaigod, they're all like, varying clones of Horny! And Owl and Butch are especially cute aaaaaa!

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

You know Zett, now that you mention it Simba looks awfully similar to Horny. The jowls and the built but different colour and fur length. He even has battle scars and goes around bloodied once in a while. But I'm guessing he still can't beat Butch. Even Horny will run with his tails between his legs if he has to go against Butch. That guy is macho giler.

OWL sombong nak mampus. That's why I geram giler kat dia. I WILL GET HIM SOMEDAY!!

Sue Anna Joe said...

comel gila owl

chuck said...

OMG...Butch is a BADASS! Daymm..
Owl sangat cute omg...

I used to have hamsters too. They are cute when they are sleeping or hiding foods in their mouth. Tapi tu jerlah yang diorang boleh buat lol.

Sarah B. said...

OMG Shan.... don't let your hamster read this post... merajuk big time ok?

"What? I'm just a stand in? Until you can get someone better? Hmpf! Not only that.... you one to pop out of my ******??? I'm going to go commit suicide now..."

The cats are soooo cute! I miss having cats...

Apple said...

huh? membesar bagaikan johan lah kucing-kucing itu...geramnya tengok...

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

Chuck: They're adorable when they sleep kan? But bosanlah coz I can't cuddle them or anything. Kecik sangat. Everytime I pegang the hamster I feel like I might accidentally squeeze her and make her eyes pop out.

Sarah B.: Hehe no worries Aelis will never go anywhere near the lappie. She's too busy running around in her wheel.

Apple: Yes, kekucing kat are apartment ni memang Johan. Johan tipu orang suruh bagi makanan. Sebab tu besar2 and comel2 :P

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