I am no cradle snatcher!!
Just because I used to date a younger guy does not mean I only go for younger men!!
I am no pedophile!! Aarggh!!
A lifetime of teasing and being poked fun of just because of a blip in history. GAWD!! He was only 2 years younger I tell you!! Not 16!
When will the teasing end? When will their "fun" stop?
Seriously... I'm looking for an older man now. I am... I am...
Someone... please get me an older man...