Tuesday, November 03, 2009

'Twisty McAnkle' Strikes Again

Kuala Lumpur - Twisty McAnkle strikes again. For the umpteenth time. Twisty who has been guilty for inducing excruciating pain on innocent ankles apparently loves to strike familiar victims, choosing this time to strike, yet again, a certain university lecturer whose ankles have suffered his handiwork before.

Twisty's apparent MO, besides repeatedly choosing the same victims, is also to attack his victims in public. The scene for Twisty's latest attack was directly in front of the Apartment Kenari's security booth whereby a security guard stood witness to the crime. 'Stood witness' took on a literal meaning that day when the security guard upon seeing Twisty's latest attack just idly sat by and let the victim struggle with her pain. Luckily he didn't add on to the embarrassment by pointing at her and laughing his head off.

The victim now suffering from severe ankle sprain, is recuperating from the attack and hopes that her ankle will not distract her from doing her duties as an exam invigilator early tomorrow morning. She also hopes that her horrible limp will not distract any of her students from doing their examination.

Twisty McAnkle is still on the loose. Be wary of uneven grounds, soft grassy areas, downhill slopes or a combination of all three. The authorities have urged if there are any sightings of Twisty McAnkle, please reach for an ice pack or heated balms for immediate action. A visit to the nearest doctor is also highly recommended.

Reported by: The Attacked University Lecturer


HipHopLess said...

LOL...how bad is your ankle?

Narcoleptic Insomniac said...

:D Ngee... not so bad. At least I didn't look like Si Capik while walking down the exam aisles.

But seriously, Twisty McAnkle loves me. Its a wonder how my ankles can still hold my weight.

Sarah B. said...


... hope it gets better soon. my chiropractor says ice ice ice for swellings... heat is to help relax muscles... cold for inflammation and swelling.

get a crutch shan! don't put pressure on it. vanity can suffer for awhile :)

Twisty MyAnkle attacked me when I was 5
months pregnant! He should be put to jail.


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