Sunday, January 25, 2009

HOLD YOUR SALIVA!!

I don't know where this DISGUSTING habit originated and frankly I don't care but it has seriously got to STOP!!!

It is NOT FUNNY to be hit by saliva and god knows what else (eew!) while you're happily minding your own business as you wait for the bus or walking along the sidewalk.

IT IS UNHYGIENIC!!

IT IS DISGUSTING!!

IT IS GROSS!!

Did I mention that IT IS DISGUSTING?!!

IT IS A VIOLATION OF PERSONAL SPACE!!

Yes it is A VIOLATION! You do NOT want other people's disgusting, excess bodily fluids oozing on your jeans. And to make matters worse, once the gunk gets on you there's pretty much nothing else you can do but go home and put it in the wash. And the spitter walks off with nothing more than an apology. You know for a fact that he's just going to do it again. It is so infuriating!! It should be made a rule that ALL BODILY FLUIDS MUST REMAIN WITHIN THE PERSON WHEN IN PUBLIC PLACES.

As for spitters, seriously do you think it is cool to spit? Do you think it'll make you look macho? Do you actually think that a girl will get turned on by the fact that you spit everywhere?

THINK AGAIN!! We want men with more class. And salivary glands control.

I think the Malaysian government should learn from the Chinese Republic. Make spitting an offense!! Fine them!! And if they still don't comply, let them rot in jail!

4 comments:

Sarah B. said...

I AGREE!!!!

Oh the many many times I see a distinguished or charming looking man and became INSTANTLY grossed out when they spit.

Carry a hankerchief!!... if tissues aren't the macho thing to do.
Or at least spit discreetly la... like go to the washroom, or quietly where people can't see you.
No need to announce to the world to watch you spit out the great amount of phlegm you so proudly hacked out.

LiShAzNiA said...

OMG!! I totally agree with you!! I've had so many near-misses with the projectile spit and most of them came from well-dressed men! what is it with them and spitting?Is it a guy thing? Seriously it is so uncool!!

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YB Dato' Abdul Rahman Dahlan said...

Disgusting behaviour indeed...

But I am not too sure if the Chinese law making spittings illegal works or not. I mean, I was in Shanghai recently and people were just spitting (phlegm and all) all over the place... including policemen on the beat!

Laws alone will not do it unless accompanied with nothing less than a cultural "revolution", dont you think?

thanks

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