Time of Reckoning... or will it be Wreck-oning?!!

Interview day today. Oh boy! Am I nervous?

Nah.

Am I mind-numbingly-out-of-this-world-pee-in-my-pants-shit-in-my-shorts-blood-oozing-out-of-my-nose nervous?

Oh yeah.

If I eff up... I'm gonna do exactly what he did. And worse. I'll dance. That'll make em hire me.