A: So Shan... you going to the seminar this weekend?
Me: Yeah, I am. Should be interesting.
Seminar Day
7.30 am
B: [SMS] Do you need me to pick you up?
Me: [SMS] naw.cangomeself
B: [SMS] ? U sure?
Me:[SMS]xya. (Sambung Zzzz...)
9.15 am
A: Eh... you're here. Was wondering where you where.
Me: Yeah... err... I couldn't get a cab.
A: Ye ke? Sayang. You missed Muhammad Haji Salleh.
Me: Aww dang. Oh well... (pause) Jom gi makan.
11.30 am
MC: We shall now commence with session 2. Let's invite our distinguished speaker, Prof. P to give his presentation.
*clapping
Prof. P: Clinical experience, public perceptions, and research have indicated that the Indian community has been over-represented in attempted suicide and suicide rates in Malaysia. A computerized search of the literature back to 1966 ...
Me: (YAWNS)
Prof. P: ... Patterns of migration experiences, religious and cultural beliefs, higher suicide risk in rural areas, the use of toxic biocides...
Me: Zzzzz...
12.30pm
Me: (In a cab... heading home).
12.40pm
Me: Zzzz....
*The Seminar was supposed to end at 5pm
2 comments:
OMIGOD YOU SNEAK! I was looking all over the place for you, and there you were carrying your prettly little tush home to sleep.
Wakakaka... I got a headache from yawning too much during Rajeev Patke's lecture. Didn't wanna embarass myself from falling off the chair so I decided to go home.
Didn't think anybody'll miss me :P
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